It's the real thing

BONG! Soldiers are turning to coke because of stress. Insert marching powder gag here.

BONG! 160 MPs call for a rethink on police pay, and ask for three speeding tickets and a fine for indecent exposure to be taken into consideration.

BONG! Victims of violent crime are waiting longer for compensation now than when Labour came to power, says the National Audit Office. "Do you want some?" responds government.

BONG! Another watchdog aims a knee into governmental knackers, saying that the official response to the summer's floods was all over the place.

BONG! Think tank versus BBC! Fight! And, this being the media, it's over receipts. Obviously.

BONG! Yesterday's news, but apparently the RSPCA secretly killed a cow yesterday. So, obvious sacred-cow-killed-in-private analogy with the EU Treaty signature, then.

BONG! Something for the weekend, sir? How about something that makes you feel better about violent crime? How about this map of violent crime in Halifax, Nova Scotia? And these are Canadians.

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 14 Dec 2007 5:40 PM. Permalink

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