Have Your Say is Revolting!

We all knew that the end of days would begin thus: by the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, or "Have Your Say" commentators as they are sometimes known. And they're all getting a little over-excited.

From the trenches of the BBC moderation department, revolution is brewing, and in Westminster the stench of fear is in the air as Stuart (from Manchester) raises the battle cry that will prove to be the herald of a new dawn for British democracy:

Let's go down to Westminster and drag them out if they refuse to do the right thing!

Screw your courage to the sticking point: it's only a matter of time before they all down computers and march on Parliament. All hail the People's Republic of Stuartonia!