Elf you!

'Tis the season to be jolly, perhaps. But Westmonster thinks someone over at Tory Radio may have spiked Editor Jonathan Sheppard's fa-la-la-la-la with a bit too much la-la-la-la.

Well I've finally got my Christmas cards posted, and to those of you who like virtual cards, I thought I'd give you a special treat which you can see here.

Just think what fun you can have putting your favourite politician in an elf suit and having them strut their stuff. I've had David Cameron and even Iain Dale - but it just didn't seem right. I'm sure you can come up with some excellent ones yourself. Maybe even Andrew Neil? Or an elf like Adam Boulton?

Westmonster confesses to being intrigued enough to give it a try, but ultimately decided that fantasies about dressing up politicians in elf suits are best left to others.