DaveHeart (TM)

BONG! If someone hasn't thought of that headline already, we're copyrighting it. Anyway, Dave put his Unionist T-shirt on in Edinburgh today, before nipping out to buy some Scottish wool and shortbread. We think our picture is more descriptive of the Tory-Scotland interface than another one of bloody Mel Gibson, BTW.

BONG! Ed Balls announces overhaul to testing after finding a day in the calendar when eight-year-olds aren't doing an exam. But the pilot for the new tests only started last week. So why announce it now?

BONG! Britain finally gets some money out of the EU, after decades of propping the whole thing up and seeing our money squandered by dodgy Mediterranean types. Or so Nigel Farage told us.

BONG! Fuel protests in time for Christmas! Cheers!

BONG! Our friends at Demos have been keeping busy stating the bleeding obvious, but in a challenging way. Apparently, Britain's security apparatus isn't up to snuff. We await the Demos Papal headwear report with bated breath.

BONG! Alex and Donald sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

BONG! Gordon Brown asks Google to help the world poor, and to locate the clue he has apparently lost.

BONG! ED-109 to help Conservatives formulate crime plan. Because that ended really well, didn't it?

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 10 Dec 2007 5:56 PM. Permalink