The Broxtowe Ultimatum

In a story that boasts all the palace intrigue and tragi-comic underpinnings that befit the implosion of Britain's leading ~~racist, fascist paramilitary group~~ nationalist political party, The Guardian reports that 50 senior BNP figures have resigned from the party following Broxtowe BNP councillor Sadie Graham's claim that her home was being bugged by none other than… er, the BNP.

The story is heart-warming and full of subtle comic touches from BNP ~~spokes-hatemonger~~ mouthpiece Simon Derby. He acknowledged the situation was "a bit messy," but reassured the immigrant-fearing party loyalists that "As far as nationalist politics is concerned there is still only one show in town."

And what a show it's proving to be! There has been apparent coup-plotting, removals of computers from homes and "trickery" by the BNP's sinister-sounding "Inner Intelligence Unit" — headed by ~~former Director of Operations for CTU Los Angeles, Jack Bauer~~ someone who isn't a dirty American immigrant.

The 50 senior figures who have resigned support Graham, and some are claiming that top BNP Brownshirt Nick Griffin is losing support elsewhere in the party. So, what next? BNP1 and BNP2 coming soon to a Freeview box near you?

Written by Westmonster on 18 Dec 2007 11:09 AM. Permalink