A BNP divided

The BNP appears to be riven asunder and they think that'll be the reason no one votes for them. Um no. It's the racism thing, kids. What does the wise party spokesman, Simon Derby, have to say?

He denies the BNP is irrevocably split - claiming it is simply going through a cyclical period of "tension" which has characterised the party's history.

He's done his homework.

In other far-right news, the BNP Ballerina has got desperate. There will have to be more on this story later.

Self defence laws to change, if Jack Straw gets his way. Then there'll be no excuses not to play the hero.

Cammers and Boy George don't have a Granita-style pact. Well, it'd be kind of hard, as Granita is now a Mexican restaurant, and political power play over enchiladas and tequila shots just... isn't the same.

The Guantánamo Three are unlikely to face criminal charges here. After five years of Guantánamo, they're probably quite pleased.

That Cleggers! Risk-taking and not-believing in God all over the place!

Downing Street has MICE! Well number 11 has, so number 10 most likely has too. Ah, politicians. They're just like us! Except with more luxuriant eyebrows.

Brian Eno is the LibDem's key to reaching out to da youf, thanks to "some sort of credibility with young people." The ones who've heard of him.

Written by Westmonster on 20 Dec 2007 8:24 AM. Permalink