The Gord calls time on chaos

The Gord is set to deflect attention from the woes of Jacqui and assorted immigration traumas by getting all tough on terror. Yup, straight after PMQs he's going to announce the conclusions of two major security reviews which - one presumes - will have the rather welcome side-effect of putting the Boy David on the back-foot for once. Hope springs eternal in the bosom of the Bunker it would appear.

Anyway, Brown will unveil the findings of Home Office Minister Lord West, who has conducted a review of busy locations like shopping centres and schools. Also up for discussion are the scribblings of Gus O'Donnell, the Cabinet Secretary, who was charged with looking into who comprises the Blighty Welcoming Committee, amongst other issues.

He's Reasserting His Control, people [swoon].