The end of cold turkey

BONG! A bird flu outbreak has been identified on the Norfolk-Suffolk border and, as we speak, half the hacks in London are decamping to the shires in order to hunt out errant poultry, interview the local populace about who in DEFRA should resign (correct answer: all of them), and speculate on the imminent destruction of mankind.

BONG! Norman Baker calls for another inquest on the death of David Kelly.

BONG! Cameron's speech is a hit with the ladies. Dang - the boy's still got it!

BONG! Daniel Finkelstein on why Neil Hamilton should fire his gag writer.

BONG! The Gord may not be overly keen on his American in-laws, but he certainly doesn't want any awkwardness over the Christmas turkey.

BONG! Political Betting argues that it's far too early to write off the Gord. Mike Smithson's article also contains quite the most startling photo thus seen of our Glorious Leader in which he appears to have had his makeup applied by the costume department of Elizabeth: The Golden Age, been injected with some sort of amphetamine, and then photographed thusly.

BONG! And Guido and Sam Coates (the Times version) scent something distinctly whiffy in the air surrounding Lords' expenses.

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 12 Nov 2007 6:11 PM. Permalink