Say "NO!" to the feel-bad factor

Okay, we got fed up of the endless pictures of Eyebrows and the Gord so we opted for a picture of these lovely ladies instead. The tenuous link? Well, if England lose the football tonight, expect the feel-bad factor (when translated in the opinon polls) to produce some most depressing results for the Brown Bunker.

The comrades need some good-news - and fast!

So, we've chatted it over at Westmonster Towers and come up with the following winning ideas designed to put the Gord BACK in charge of the agenda following a catastrophic couple of ~~days~~ weeks, and should England blow it tonight:

free dancing girls (pictured) for all men of a certain age;
Viagra to be available without prescription;
Government support for the annual Tory Private Members' Bill entitled Suspicious Looking Youths (Summary Execution By Householders) Bill or variant thereof.

That'll do it - 2009's in the bag!

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 21 Nov 2007 6:28 PM. Permalink