Oh, Mr Cameron!

News for the ladies: Westmonster hears that Davy Cameron was very masterful when he met with King Abdullah yesterday over the issue of Saudi-funded hate literature in British mosques. Be still our heaving bosoms, eh?
The Gord, on the other hand, spent his time with His Maj WUSSING OUT of talking about the important issues and confined himself to a discussion of their shared sport - murdering babies, according to the Guardian.
Trevor Philips spots an opportunity to appear on the telly.
Janet Street-Porter on how the Labour Party are specifically, maliciously, and purposefully destroying the small shopkeeper: "aaaoh moy Gawd, loike tha Gavernment are shit, innit." Why you ask? Because they CAN.
Jingle bells, jingle bells! Westmonster is feeling festive, for she has spotted the first "Labour seek to cancel Christmas" headline of the year. Is it too early in the day for a mince pie?
Red meat, alcohol, sex, and having fun all cause cancer according to new study.
Chris Huhne claims that when he said "Nicky smells of poo, looks exactly like David Cameron, and is in league with the Dark Lord Satan," he wasn't making a personal attack but more of a general comment about the direction of the party.

spEak You're Branes is on excellent form here, here, and here.
Antonia Bance on when rape is apparently okay (clue: it's when you're a whore).
Exciting news! Now you can follow every twist and turn in the Liberal Democrat leadership contest via SMS, which has been set up so the party can communicate "urgent news" with its members. You see? You're writing the gags yourselves now, aren't you?

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 1 Nov 2007 7:55 AM. Permalink