It never rains but it pours

BONG! Bad news for the Gord as reports come in that supposed fundraiser to the PM, Sir Ronald Cohen, has gone all weak at the knees at the sight of Cameron's shiny, shiny hair and winning smile - the coy floozy. Davy, that is, not Sir Ronald.

BONG! A judicial application is being heard by the High Court relating to a possible re-opening of the BAE Systems inquiry. More good news for Downing Street, eh?

BONG! Nicky Clegg is asked about how he's going to fund all his wonderful policies. Nicky: "well, we'll just pick more money off the trees in the Imaginary Wonga Orchard!" Awww, bless.

BONG! And Chris Paul has a George Galloway-related contender for the Most Improbable Conspiracy Theory 2007.