Ministry for Madness
I hollered "don't look Ethel!"
... but it was too late - she'd already got a freak-shot!
We hear via the Rat and Mouse that poor Laura Moffatt - Member of Parliament for Crawley - has finally given up her battle with commuting after being flashed on a number of occasions on the late-night train to Brighton.
Westmonster shares Ms Moffatt's perplexity at some men's apparent desire to whip the ol' fella out for an airing at inappropriate junctures. Gentlemen! There may well be a time and a place for this sort of thing (although no immediate locations suggest themselves), but it really isn't in the break between the ticket guy strolling past and the arrival of the buffet trolley on the 00:45 from London Victoria.
The comments, incidentally, on the Argus article are a joy to behold, but Westmonster's personal favourite is this one:
WHY DOESN'T SHE TAKE A PIC OF THESE " HUNDRED OF FLASHERS" AND STICK THEM ON YOUTUBE.THEN WHEN SHE HAS A COLLECTION SHE CAN DO A COMPETITION FOR THE UGLIEST .WINNER GETS PAID NOT TO HAVE A MEAL WITH HER.
I THINK BASICALLY SHE'S JUST PLAIN LAZY
CAPZ LOX AND BLD SHOW DAT WIMMIN MAKE ME ANGY! WLD U LK 2 SEE MY WILLY?
Beautiful.
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Argh. Now I've got The Streak stuck in my head.
Please be careful with the naff 70s music references or I might have to stop reading your blog.
Say it ain't so, Ethel! He's just as proud as he can be, of his anatomy, he's gonna give us a peek.