Girls behaving nakedly

This article in the Daily Mail raised more questions than it answered here at Westmonster Towers. For example, is it a serious piece on female drunkenness, or an excuse to print pictures of young ladies in various states of "disgusting" undress (continued on pages 2 - 34879)?

"The ladette effect puts 40% more children in rehab for alcohol abuse," according to a related link. Is this an elaborate gag on the guillability of their readership or is "Obese children cause climate change," up next?

Finally, we remain somewhat perplexed by this quote:

Katie O'Connor, from Manchester, wrote: "A few days ago on a birthday night out I was absolutely ratted - and upon entering an 80's club, offered to flash the DJ my left b*** if he'd play 'Never gonna give you up'."

Her left ball? Disgusting behaviour. Westmonster fully intends to register her disappointment with the Youth Of Today in the comments section under the article (WELL, worth a look) as soon as she's read the article and studied all the pictures carefully.

Possibly twice.