Get a room!

If you have a strong stomach, read Jackie Ashley's latest article on Gordon "Isn't He Luvverly" Brown in which her own personal views of the gorgeousness of the Gord are projected onto all of womenkind. Fanx for that.

The Gospel According to Jackie holds that although David Cameron is very pretty, women prefer someone who's not afraid to administer the, er, smack of firm Government.

Westmonster's eyes are bleeding.