Meedja on the Insanity Pills
Cameron: your POSH make us HOT!
Article in the Daily Mail by Arthur Harrumphalot
Gordon Brown found himself under attack last night for not having the foresight to be born to aristocratic parents who had a tennis court on the family estate.
Whilst David Cameron looked positively relaxed as he played tennis with former British Number 1. Andrew Castle, Brown gave the impression of somebody more at home running a sustainable economy than posing for photoshoots.
"It was like just too, too distressing!" onlooker Jocasta Sycophancy-Smythe said. "Like, David Cameron was there looking, like, sooooooo gorgeous and Brown was looking all dull and boring and like a politician. Snoreeeee!"
Tarquin Montmorency III, who watched Brown's playing said that he looked a "bally disgrace. In the old days, a chap could tell whether a chap was fit for office by the quality of his backhand stroke. Cameron's clearly the better man, what what!"
Mr Cameron's childhood home had a court and he also played the game while at Eton and Oxford.
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2 Comments
Why the .......
The rest of this comment was rather dull and contentious, and was complaining about the "read more" links on Westmonster. We've removed it because it was boring.
I will echo the above commenter: the "read more" is very irritating (although I understand why you are doing it).
However...
This just shows you how impressions can be deceptive, eh?
DK