Ministry for the Salted Rim
Booze Britain: the legends are true!
For those of you who thought - like us - that 24-hour licensing and "booze Britain" was the stuff of myth and the imagination of Daily Mail journos who want an excuse to print "disgusting" pictures of young ladies showing their underwear when drunk, who have nonetheless spent the last couple of years wistfully dreaming of a boozer that doesn't whip your glass away at 11.01pm and hassle you out the door five minutes later ... Westmonster has exciting news!
[takes deep breath]
