Polls, rude words, and damsels in distress

BONG! And well he might give the thumbs up: the Labour Party's apparently descended into donation related chaos, and an IPSOS Mori poll confirms the Tories lead and puts them nine percent ahead of the comrades.

BONG! Very funny viral email here, courtesy of the Telegraph. C'mon people, it's Friday! Spread the love.

BONG! Jack Straw uses the "c" word. On the telly! Where's that nice Mary Whitehouse when you need her?

BONG! So who will save the fair maiden of Democracy from the wolves of all this evil-doing? Never fear, the Greens are the knights in shining armour, ready to sweep the swooning damsel into their muscular arms and gallop her away to a purer life. Mind you, given that they've just voted to have a vote on whether there should be a vote to determine if there should, indeed, be a vote on the advisability of having a leader ... she might be a little infirm by the time they pitch up.

BONG! The Prodigal Mercer returns to the Tory fold.

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 30 Nov 2007 6:47 PM. Permalink