While You Were Sleeping
Beware the backlash, David.
- The Boy David is to state the obvious on rape later today - namely that many rapists go unpunished, and too many men feel that they have some sort of divine right to access lady-parts whenever they fancy it. Obvious it may be, but a big thumbs up to Davy for planning to say it out loud. We hope the Daily Mail will be gentle with you, son.
- The Guardian reports on the seemingly bottomless pit that is Lord Ashcroft's financial generosity, which we covered here on Saturday.
- MPs raise concerns about Galileo costs.
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Lords' expenses come under scrutiny in the Times.
- Unless Kate Moss is prosecuted for drug use, reports the Daily Mail, every schoolgirl in the country will be injecting smack into her eyeball by lunchtime. Fact.
- Ed Balls may be investigated over his work with a think tank.
- Diplomas are to A-Levels what Hollyoaks is Titus Andronicus, according to experts.
- Yasmin Alibhai-Brown on the "Bonfire of the Liberties" which was apparently a "comedy" event held on 5th November to highlight the fact that Britain's just like 1930s Germany. Jesus wept; we're already made to suffer Henry Porter's weekly hectorings - how cruel that the liberty lobby felt moved to inflict the "comedy" stylings of Rory "Iraq" Bremner and St Shami of Chakrabarti on us as well. For shame.
- Max Hastings on the return of Jonathan Aitken.
