A reader writes...

Dear Sir,

I am writing regarding your article entitled "we were just cuddling, says sergeant in 'lesbian clinch.'"

Whilst naturally not wanting to prejudice the findings of the tribunal, I think it is your public duty that no stone, however sordid, is left unturned in your reporting of this matter. I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Army is no place for women; what with their young, nubile flesh buttoned up tightly into stiff, starchy uniforms which are all too easily removed in order to pursue licentious behaviour.