A messy Business (statement)

The language our friends in the meedja like to use to create the mood is always a joy. People never express "mild irritation" or "indifference," it's always "FURY!" and likewise, nobody is ever "questioned," they are "grilled."

The Gord may well want to grill Harriet Harman (preferably slowly, over a hot flame) after revelations that she accepted £5,000 through an intermediary of David Abrahams thus breaking election law, but this task will be left to Theresa May and assorted Opposition members in response to Harriet's Buisness statement at 11.30pm.

Harman and May slugging it out in the Chamber is the closest the House comes to eroticism, so naturally we'll be watching.