Who Ya Gonna Call?

At the end of a terrible week for Brown, there is at least a shred of comfort: Compass have got together, pushed the envelope, thought outside the box, and controlled the orchestra (or something) and offered Brown some advice on how to sort his shit out! It's all "progressive narrative", and "symbolic policies." Cheers, boys, that'll do the trick - they talk about nothing else on the streets of Bognor.
A poll for the Telegraph has the Tories ahead of Labour at 41, with the comrades trailing on 38.
Cameron at the Google conference arguing that soon politicians should be replaced with computer sprites or something. Yeah! Technology is, like, cool, mmkay?
Polly Toynbee bends Brown over her knee and gives him a damn good spanking.
Ann Coulter on how to solve the problem of antisemitism: all Jews should convert to Christianity. Er...?