Where's the most dangerous place in Parliament?

As angry bag-carriers met in Portcullis House on Tuesday to discuss the implications of Queuegate, there was talk of bringing the crisis to a head. The plan mooted was that somebody "do a Rosa Parks," and order any bolshy MP unwise enough to exercise his Lordly rights to the back of the line.

As noble as this aspiration is, let us ponder this: do you want to be the only thing standing between Bojo and the doughnut counter?

Think on.