Wee Nicky to take The Plunge

Clegg is set to announce his candidacy at 11.30am, as the Guardian reports that the non-appearance of Steve Webb at the starting blocks has boosted little Nicky's campaign. Quite how the Liberal Democrats will be able to keep up this level of excitement for the next two months, Westmonster really has no idea.
Sunny on the bombings in Pakistan.
The Gord commits to the EU ~~Constitution~~ Treaty.
Michael White on how Jack Straw is to mediate between the God-botherers on one side and the gay community on the other, over the issue of incitement to homophobic hatred. That sounds about as safe as wandering through No Man's Land wearing a bright red shirt, singing loudly, and stopping periodically to jump up and down on likely landmine locations.
MPs to get nine days extra holiday this year. Woohoo! Er... we mean, dreadful idleness, lazy backsliders... please construct "Outraged of Tunbridge Wells" style rant yerselves.
Dominic Lawson on why calling a spade a spade is an approach that could work with our, er, slenderly challenged comrades in the wake of the Obesity Epidemic panic this week.
A hilarious piss-take of homophobic frothings, via Iain Dale.

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Paddy Ashdown continues with his Elder Statesman of the Party stylings as he bestows his blessing on Nick Clegg in the manner of the good Lord with Abraham.
Bob Piper on the losers' gallery in Madame Tussauds.