Telegraph: all schoolkids to be jailed!

Horrific news from the Telegraph following Straw's announcement yesterday that incitement to homophobic hatred is to become a crime.

The Telegraph reports that every school child who so much as says, "Why, it's a gay morning isn't it chaps? Pip pip!" will be immediately sent to Wormwood Scrubs where they will remain chained to the wall - the bread and water placed just out of reach - until that nice David Cameron gets elected and puts an end to this madness.

The Telegraph paraphrases Mr. Straw:

"On Monday Mr Straw told MPs the new “gay hate” law would be drafted in such a way to ensure that only those who intend to pose a threat are prosecuted, and not those who mean to be merely abusive, mocking or insulting."

It's Political Correctness Gawn Maaaaaaad!