Shape making and flagellation

BONG! Shadow Treasury spokesperson Philip Hammond has queried whether the public are ready to trust the Tories on the economy and public services. We at Westmonster, however, trust that he'll probably be drinking alone tonight.

BONG! The Gord is more popular than Cameron amongst women, according to the Fawcett Society. Ah, those Heathcliff-like looks and the whiff of the alpha male, does it every time.

BONG! Theresa May throws some shapes. Shake that booty, Theresa!

BONG! Take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, for BLOGGER SMACKDOWN! Iain Dale and Devils Kitchen battle it out over whether Nigel Farage is high enough up in some list or other. Which of the very many lists, you ask? Well, it could be the list of the 100 best bloggers, the list of the 100 most influential people on the right, or the list of the 100 greatest cheeses available in the Amber Valley in July. Who knows, eh?

BONG! The Beeb have the hair shirts and flagellating gear out again, by the looks of it, over the latest phone in "scandal." Doubtless this world-stopping news will be sending us back to sleep when it leads on the Today programme tomorrow, which is a problem because we find that the sound of Humphrys shouting at himself every morning is the only thing that can eject us from under the duvet with any sort of rapidity.

BONG! Tom Watson MP takes the Boy George to task over his inheritance tax proposals.

BONG! Guido's latest campaign on paperclip provision in the Treasury continues apace.

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 2 Oct 2007 5:19 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink