Points, In Order
Sexport and sleaze
BONG! Guido on Lord Hoyle's dodgy little earner. All together now: Labour sleaze! Sotto voce: and the Tories don't come out of it unscathed either.
BONG! Stop the presses! As if the news that Paddy Ashdown (who's got to the stage that all politicians reach eventually: he's started believing his own speeches) is supporting wee Nicky wasn't exciting enough, apparently Lord Steel is supporting Huhne! Yes! Really!
BONG! Fox News sees the fires in California and calls them for Al Qaeda.
BONG! Mr Eugenides on the aftermath of the Gould report.
BONG! Revolts examines this week's Parliamentary rebellions.
BONG! Westmonster rather fancies living in Sexport. Er, Southport, even.
BONG! As vaccinations against cervical cancer are announced, spEak You're bRanes revisits an ancient fear held by BBC Have Your Say commenters: lady-bits.
BONG! Spectator tells Dave "your approach to foreign policy is bollocks."
BONG! Being an MP doesn't equip you with transferrable skills, according to a new survey.
