Points, In Order

Projection and objection in the House

oonaking.jpgBONG! Guido reports that former New Labour darling, Oona King, is to join the Big Tent. Even more psychologically fascinating than this decision is a comment left on Guido's post which starts "why don't you f*ck off and stick your greasy tongue back up Gay Gordon's rancid arsehole instead of posting shite on here?" The rant, which has nothing to do with either the price of fish or Oona King, concludes with "the guy is a f*cking deranged freak." Yes. The word you're looking for there, my friend, is "projection."

BONG! Alistair's copped himself a feel of the Boy George's policies on inheritance and corporation tax.

BONG! George Osborne is all, "Sir! Sir! Alistair's being mean to me!"

BONG! LibDem Voice reckons it's not a good week to be Gordon Brown. Westmonster reckons it's not a good millennium to be Ming Campbell.

BONG! Much uproar amongst bag-carriers in Westminster over a recent announcement that we all have to allow MPs to wipe their feet on us if they're in a hurry or something. A commenter on Recess Monkey wants to know whether he should "withdraw from the urinal halfway through if Peter Lilley's in need of a tinkle?" Westmonster thinks we should be told.

BONG! Nelson over at spEak You're bRanes gets to the bottom of the Diana conspiracy.

BONG! No point in politicians getting down wiv da kidz, according to Alice Fishburn at Comment Central. Just as well, too. Some of us are old enough to remember the Bolloaks omnibus being interrupted so T4 could inflict the horror that was Tony Blair being interviewed by June Sarpong on an unsuspecting nation.

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