Play nicely, boys

BONG! Dizzy reports that Lord Malloch-Brown has been given first dibs on the accommodation train set.

BONG! And the prize for the most evocative phrase of the day goes to Mr Eugenides for this post on the recent "obesity is society's fault" stylings of Alan Johnson. Mr Eugenides: "Well, wake up and smell the cock. This is not, for once, the government's fault; it's the grease-covered Jabba lookalike holding the fucking Quintuple Whopper and the litre of Coke." Amen.

BONG! Geoff Hoon has reclaimed the broom cupboard in Number 12 Downing Street as the rightful throne of the whips' office.

BONG! Ministry of Truth and Iain Dale at loggerheads over party political finance in general, and the activities of Lord Ashcroft in particular.

BONG! Guido calls on his readers to boycott him. Er...?

BONG! John Pilger continues to labour under the misapprehension that Michael Moore is our generation's answer to J. S. Mill.

BONG! Much panic amongst the Tories that Nick Clegg might win the Liberal Democrat leadership judging from all the am-I-bovvered statements emanating from their general direction.

BONG! Classic headline from the Telegraph: fight that male menopause, gents!

Written by Lloyd Shepherd on 18 Oct 2007 5:21 PM. Permalink