No slap: Pelling beats rap

BONG! No charges to be brought against Conservative MP Andrew Pelling, accused of beating his 26-year-old wife.

BONG! Chris Doidge on how it really, really wasn't the LibDem MPs' fault that Ming ended up witha twelve-inch carving knife in his back. They swear.

BONG! Nad Dorries posts her usual word-salad. Westmonster has one question: who the chuff is Arabella Huffingham?

BONG! The Golden Strawberry with a good roundup of the populist stylings of Harperson, and the woes of Ming.

BONG! The Coffeehouse on the musings of Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks.

BONG! Dumbledore's gay! Won't somebody please think of the children?

BONG! Matthew Parris on the fallout from the EU Treaty signing.

BONG! The bitchslapping starts within the Liberal Democrats.