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Just Minging

ming1610072.jpgWhere do you go when you want to really know how opinion's shaping up in the lunatic asylum on the ground? Why the BBC Have Your Say site of course, which is currently asking readers what they think about Ming's resignation.

He is an intelligent and experienced man. He also tried his best to be honest despite the pressure to decieve the public which is accepted as a necessity. I do not think it has to be a necessity and nobody with integrity wants to have to spin a ficitious myth and play this puppet game of seeming a trustworthy benfactor of the soul of a nation. Ming actually did it reasonably well, which i think is because he is far more responsible, honest, intelligent, experienced and capable than the other two. Matt Knights

That's right, Matt. Members of Parliament only go into politics so they can spend their days cattle prodding the electorate, setting fire to important documents, shagging their research assistants, and laughing at the plight of the working classes. In fact, Rule 17(a) of the Secret MPs' Code says, "you must at all times deceive the public and callously knife anybody in possession of responsibility, honesty, and intelligence." It's because politicians are born with the Evil Gene. Fact.

The Liberals are a bunch of sandal wearing, chick peas and couscous eating pinko greenies. They are Ming any way you care to look at them. That's my reaction. Suspishio

Always nice to know that some people have a direct line to the innermost thoughts of Richard Littlejohn. Thanks, Suspishio.

Menzies Campbell was the last great statesman in British politics. In the end he proved too good for his party, Parliament and the British public. We are demeaned as a nation by his departure and the suspicions surrounding it. Alan Williams

Quick! Everyone clear the room! The Self-Important Pomposity Detector's gonna blow!

Sir Ming Who???!!! Trevor Groves

Sir Menzies Campbell, Trevor. Leader of the Liberal Democrats. Thank you for your attention.

Politics is a cruel game! Balwant Munglani

It is, Balwant. It really is. 

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2 Comments

Martin Belam said:

Very good - but spEak You’re bRanes do it so much better because they get away with swearing. I know it is childish to laugh at swearing, but there you...

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Westmonster said:

Yeah, I know - addicted to that site.

However, HYS/Question Time etc is a rich vein of lunacy and I think there's enough for all. As long as my blood pressure can take it.

Oh and swearing is both big AND clever. Fact.