Ministry For Feral Media
Gord digs in his heels
Westmonster is kicking herself at not keeping a running tally of how many times Brown used the word "vision."
The Gord entered from behind the curtain, glowered around the room, and took the first question on - predictably - the General Election (Lack Therof) Bill 2007. Brown stared down Boulton (for it was he) and replied that although he was tempted by an election, in the end he held firm to his commitment to put his vison in place before he went to the country.
The polls were neither here nor there, then. Riiiight.
Boulton is chuffed that teacher chose him first instead of that nasty, swotty little creep Andrew Marr who's always crawling around Sir and being given the nice jobs because he's teacher's pet. So pleased is he that he fails to recognise the gleam in Brown's eye that indicates his name is now on a list under the words "to Disappear."
Nick Robinson bowls a couple of nasty ones actually, but his principal point is that it's all very well talking about vision and consultation but denying the people a voice when they disagree with you is really not cricket, eh, old chap? Brown is all "Citizens' juries! Consultations! Vision! Delivering the vision! More vision!"
In spite of this outrageous cheek on the part of the Beeb political correspondent, Robinson escapes his name being put on The List because his bestest mate is wee Andy Marr who's a very good boy and always leaves an apple on Mr Brown's desk.
Another hack calls out that he didn't give a flying arse about the "vision" when he thought that he might win the election and it's only being invoked now that there's a supsicion that the Gord would lose. Brown: "Britain is a country of aspiration. Next!"
There's some debate on the Tory inheritance tax proposals and whether they add up, a discussion - according to Brown - that the British people will "relish." Ah yes. When Westmonster's out with her non-political friends, she can't shut them up about fiscal policy, the pre-budget report, and the public sector borrowing requirement.
The most hilarious moment, however, came about halfway through when an Australian journalist asked a question about troops in Iraq. Broon fixed him with a stern stare and told him that it would be inappropriate for him to answer ANYFINK on this subject before he had made an full announcement in the House of Commons as is right and proper.
Had this press conference been taking place during Tory Party Conference, however, one assumes that our Australian friend would have received a rather more fulsome briefing.

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You can learn more about the Government's priorities by following the pecking order in which Gordon chose the questions, rather than reading any policy documents.
Mr Murdoch's man? Oh yes! Where do I lick?
The poor man from the Hampshire Chronicle didn't get a look in.