Cameron on Ming, translated

David Cameron: Sir Ming Campbell has had a distinguished Parliamentary career and I wish him and his wife, Lady Campbell, well for the future.

Translation: Dagnammit, I've got away with pretending that I was well up for an election I wasn't and now I have to pretend that I relish the threat of a young Turk, which I don't. Maybe if I change my hairstyle I can distract the media? Yes, that'll do it...