Admonishments, elephant traps and kalashnikovs

BONG! Brown's "intemperate" language is the subject of much comment, along with the plight of wee Dougie, and Ian Austin getting sent to stand outside the headteacher's office and think about what he's done. Again.

BONG! With the news that Parliament has to relocate temporarily (whilst someone replaces the bucket that's been stuck under the leak in the roof) comes speculation as to where it should locate to. MPs are creatures of habit, so wherever they go there's likely to be "hilarious consequences." 

BONG! Recess Monkey on the upstanding members of the Hampshire constabulary.

BONG! News from across the pond that Barack's got buff.

BONG! The Treasury Committee are salivating at the prospect of Alistair Darling appearing in front of them tomorrow on Northern Rock and changes to the capital gains tax.