Modernity and its Merits

BONG! This is as close as as politics gets to an episode of Hollyoaks: fomer Uzbekistan ambassador Craig Murray said some nasty things about the Uzbek bloke who's trying to buy Arsenal FC (bear with me here) who gets his lawyers to, er, take out Mr Murray's website, and, in the process, that of Bojo, whose campaign site is hosted on the same server as that of Mr Murray. Still with us? Westmonster's not quite sure she's following either.

BONG! The media insanity over phone-ins continues apace in the wake of the shocking news that a cat was christened Mr. Fluffles instead of Mr. Snuggles. It's The End of Democracy As We Know It, folks. In a further development, ITV have announced they're going to drop their "Comedy" Awards after discrepancies in the voting during the 2005 voting. So the breakdown of modernity has an upside, clearly.

BONG! Nasty stuff, this.

BONG! It's Westmonster's first day but nevertheless she's off to get a life. Later, bitchez.