Ministry for Madness

Carry On Up The Council!

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Iain Dale has a tantalising take on the reasons behind the 17.5 percent swing against the Tories in the Worcester by-election last week (covered by Westmonster, inter alia, here).

It would seem that the lady candidate Lisa Ventura runs a website selling...er...tools for erotic enhancement (link not work-safe) to women, a venture that was looked on with a distinctly fish-like eye by local residents when the Labour Party started cheerily informing them of Ms Ventura's commitment to the female orgasm. Bloody Quislings!

Ms Ventura's address is listed as Beaver Close, Lower Wick...you see! You're writing the gags yerselves now, aren't you?

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