Carpet baggers, and getting dahn wiv da yoof

BONG! Louise Bagshawe (pictured. The one on the left, people) had an attempt at wit earlier that has been treated to a blast of icy air over at Chris Paul.

BONG! A Comment Central piece on Barack Obama's attempt to get hip with the kidz. Let it be written in letters of stone: if you're a politician and you feel like making a statement about how you've uploaded the latest tune from the Hit Parade onto your ePod, it doesn't make you look young and cool. It makes you look like a plonker.

BONG! The Beeb picks up on the fact that the comrades are recruiting election staff a mere twenty-four hours after RecessMonkey perused the Guardian jobs page and clocked it. Well done, Auntie.