Pre-Campbell insania

BONG! Hague challenges David Miliband to a televised debate on the European Treaty. Presumably our Wiiliam's been, er, fully debriefed by Nikkala, 23, from Kent.

BONG! British history shoud get a politically correct overhaul according to Trevor Phillips. Hear that? It's the sound of Richard Littlejohn EXPLODING.

BONG! A Tory A-lister defects to the comrades. Presumably she was wooed by Brown promising to make her Special Advisor On The Third Tree From The Left in some rainforest or other.

BONG! Guardian newsblog on when speakers get the horn - something to do with monitoring the length of speeches during fringe meetings apparently. Westmonster feels cheated that she clicked on it.