A Safe Pair of Eyebrows

BONG! Alistair Darling says that everything is nice.

BONG! The excellent Spectator blog nails the internal dichotomy of the Broon.

BONG! The Gord doesn't rule out a snap poll. And this is news...how?

BONG! Labour at highest ratings EVAH this parliament (or, at least since the Boy Cameron was put in charge of the Tories' sherry budget).

BONG! Anybody want to indulge in further speculation about an autumn election? No, Westmonster neither.

BONG! Your favourite action news reporter went to the New Statesman party: all hail the queen of blagging, eh? Westmonster readers will be pleased to know that she stood on Andrew Neil's foot. Accidentally, natch. Unfortunately.