Ministry for Insobriety
Alcohol may be banned nationally...
Sometimes we even like drinking in public. Few things are more refined than a refreshing can of Special Brew down at the bus stop. Or what about a discount bottle of Tesco's red under the pale moonlight? Drunken contemplation of some graffiti-clad park bench to remind you that you're truly living, that Judy is a fat slag, and that Wazza bonked Bozza? Yes please..
How about a nice cup of tea with a well slipped mickey in it down the local caff? Would the English still be the English without any of these long-established proclivities?
It looks like we soon might have to be...
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